Wait! I'm talking about my inventory! Not a person! What is wrong with me?! Where are my real "human" (can I say human when I'm talking about avatars?) friends?! Oh... spending times in duos... *pouts and feels like the spare wheel* Even my shoes abandoned me... I'm all alone in this virtual world...
Inventory: What about me?
Me: ACK! A speaking inventory! *hits the speaking inventory*
Inventory: I'm not like a cupboard... I'm just a virtual entity that appears on your screen when you need something.
Me: That sucks... Can I have Stiletto Moody boots?
Inventory: You don't own any... I only give you what you stored in me... in other words, what you already own
Me: So... you are useless?
Inventory: Where would you stuck all your stuff without me?
Me: You have a point. But do you have to eat my shoes?!
Inventory: Blame SL...
Me: You are so helpful ¬_¬ You think I should just go and listen to my friend who stares at me and says "You should leave SL... It's just crazy and weird"
Inventory: Cath... you are crazy and weird yourself... and where else could you dress up as you want, change your hair every time you want and walk in high heels 24/7?
Me: True... but what is the use of having so many clothes if you have to wear a uniform every time you go out to Hogwarts to talk to your friends?
Inventory: Use accessories to create your own personal look. Wear funky shoes... it's not because you wrote that Charlotte is a hopeless romantic in her CS that it means you can't have some fun with fashion... isn't that why you made her a New Yorker?
Me: Yeah... but that's not the point. The point is that I want to have fun with my friends outside of the castle... so many places to see... so many pictures opportunity...
Inventory: Why don't you tell them that?
Me: Mmmm... 'cause they all seem to prefer RPing... or hang with the other part of their duo. Yeah, I know I could have my own duo now if it wasn't for the fact I said no, but an SL relationship like that isn't my cup of tea. I just want friends, 'cause friendship never goes out of style.
Inventory: Awww... you are overly obsessed with SatC aren't you?
Me: Yup... that and Gossip Girl... speaking of which, I need more headbands.
Inventory: To look like Blair Waldorf?
Me: You know me.
Inventory: Go buy more if you want more
Me: Oh well... a girl can always try... anyway, thanks for the chat
Inventory: Pleasure... you've done such a great job cleaning me, thought it was my turn to help you. That's why this whole conversation is gonna end up on your blog.
Me: WHAT?! Damn you! *smacks the inventory*
Inventory: Remember, I don't feel anything
Me: True... but he does *smacks a ferret*
~THE END~
2 comments:
I'm gone for one day and Cath goes crazy and ends up talking to her inventory ¬_¬
*blinks* am I the only one who knows this conversation with my inventory is metaphorical? And i bet you are all stuck on the talking inventory and not the conversation. *sighs and just walks off*
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