Term started this Monday... but every classes start next week!

Ok, so the sorting ceremony didn't happen Monday, like it was suppose to happen. Therefore, all the classes have been postponed to next week. A break of two weeks... and nothing was ready for the bloody sorting ceremony... *twitches* Imagine if a private school had to postponed everything because, instead of preparing what was necessary for the beginning of the new school year, the professors sat on their bottom and drank tea mixed with whiskey watching the BBC until they were so drunk that they laughed when listening to the news... *imitates the former Big Brother's voice* This is not how it works in a private institution in Great Britain. *goes back to normal* I therefore declare that if the sorting ceremony doesn't happen Sunday, every student will have the right to act as smartass as he/she want. In fact, the chair with the sorting hat is already in the Great Hall... and as far as I'm concern, that's all we need for a sorting ceremony. Oh yeah, we also need midgets and the usual speech of the Headmaster, but it's not like we needed a flock of flying coconuts (it's my obsession lately). 

BREAKING NEWS: Archan may come back!!! And he won't be a jolly wizard... he'll perhaps be worse then he was, if that is possible. He'll be one angry wizard... perhaps he'll try to transform Chris into a human torch again or he'll just try to strangle him. As for me, I have so many ideas to annoy him, but I'll have to wait a bit, as a source told me it would be clever to wait if I wanted to live.

Now, for the vid, it's not really related to what i wrote, but it's probably the theme song of the twins of doom and of all the pranksters at Hogwarts.